From the P.G. Wodehouse website www.wodehouse.co.uk/quot
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The first two I saw were these:
"My motto is 'Love and let love'- with the one stipulation that people who love in glass houses should breathe on the windows."
From Come On, Jeeves
"He was in the acute stage of that malady which, for want of a better name, scientists call the heeby-jeebies."
From Spring Fever, chapter 3
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Into the face of the young man who sat on the terrace of the Hotel Magnifique at Cannes there had crept a look of furtive shame, the shifty hangdog look which announces that an Englishman is about to speak French.
The Luck of the Bodkins (1936)
He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.
Blandings Castle (1935) ``Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best''
``Jeeves is a wonder.''
``What a brain.''
``Size nine-and-a-quarter, I should say.''
``He eats a lot of fish.''
Thank You, Jeeves (1934)