Tuesday, March 19, 2013
An Irishman and an Italian entered a candy store. While they were busy looking, the Italian stole three chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the Italian said to the Irishman, "Man, I'm the best thief! I stole three chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that!"
The Irishman saud, "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the Irishman said to the shopkeeper, "Would you like to see some magic?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Sure!"
The Irishman said, "Give me a chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him one and he ate it. He asked for a second bar and hate it as well. Then he asked for the third and finished it off, too.
The shopkeeper asked, "But where's the magic?"
The Irishman replied, "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three chocolate bars."