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Just A Joke

Monday, March 18, 2013

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and
promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer,
and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw
out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the PA to announce to the
entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans ,
please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes are a LOT smarter than lawyers.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MIZPAM25 3/18/2013 10:04PM

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MAGGIEVAN 3/18/2013 7:21PM

    I enjoyed that, being a lawyer myself. Ha-ha.

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GAMMY98 3/18/2013 4:41PM

    love it

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EVER-HOPEFUL 3/18/2013 4:08PM

    love it.

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1CRAZYDOG 3/18/2013 3:50PM

    Oh yeah, being a blonde I can assure you I'm smart! LOL


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NANADERRICK 3/18/2013 3:16PM

    Now THAT is funny!!!

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