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Late Night - you asked for them!

Monday, March 18, 2013

"The day after daylight savings time is the groggiest day of the year because of monkeying with our clocks. But the biggest waste of time about resetting your clocks is trying to line up that little hole in the clock with the nail in your wall." -David Letterman



"With Washington in the middle of a budget crisis, the White House is facing criticism for spending $250,000 a year on calligraphy. You can tell you're spending way too much money on calligraphy when you spend ANY money on calligraphy." -Jimmy Fallon



"A Washington state mother is accused of letting her 22-month-old toddler smoke marijuana. When reached for comment the toddler said, 'Hey, man, everybody chill out!'" -Conan O'Brien
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  • v PROVERBS31JULIA
    Whaaaaa I resemble remark #2 - how come I'm not getting any of the $$ for Calligraphy?! I love to do Calligraphy but the Feds don't ask me to help out?!
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