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Where Is Cahoots Anyway? Maybe I'll go there for vacation.

Monday, March 18, 2013

I have been in many places. I've been accused of being in Cahoots . Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito . I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been close to insane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I've made several trips heading that way, thanks to friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions , but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. Bad knees.

I have also been in Doubt . That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible , but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense ! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent , and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. Travel to Cahoots with a friend, but try not to be in Continent at the same time.

My job is done!
Life is too short for negative drama and petty things.

So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

And remember, Keep Sparking!
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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
LUNADRAGON 3/19/2013 2:55PM

    AH, I have been in cahoots lately too, or rather my scale and blender have. Great humor. Thanks for sharing.

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LYNNWILK2 3/19/2013 1:57PM

    LOVE THIS BLOG... you are hilarious and if you need someone to go to Cahoots with, I'm your girl... I have also been to those other places... it is often much easier to get to those places than it is to stick around and stay, I have driven by a few of them, just long enough to realize that driving fast and forward is the better choice.
I have been in cahoots, but it has never seemed to feel the way I expected it would.

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SILVERWITCH59 3/18/2013 8:40PM

    emoticon LOL cute !

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CATLADY52 3/18/2013 3:15PM

    You must be a world traveler! I've thought of going to some of the places but I really don't like to travel much. emoticon

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VONBLACKBIRD 3/18/2013 1:05PM

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DOROTHYBERO 3/18/2013 12:21PM

    Love it Barb - thanks!

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DOINITRIGHT2012 3/18/2013 10:49AM

    Thank you, thank you. I really needed this laugh today.

Keep on sparking!

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AKATHLEEN54 3/18/2013 10:19AM

    Very funny!!! Thanks for sharing. There's no better way to start a Monday than with a laugh!! emoticon

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DEELYNNE1 3/18/2013 10:10AM

    Y'know, I think I've been to all these places but I never got my passport stamped in any of 'em, so does that count??? emoticon

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GARDENCHRIS 3/18/2013 10:07AM

    I've been in Cahoots lots of times! It is a fun place to be to mess with people! emoticon

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NEPTUNE1939 3/18/2013 9:38AM


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