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Monday, March 18, 2013

Mabel, an elderly woman, was about to turn into an open parking space when a young man in a brand-new red BMW cut around her and stole the space. Mabel was so angry that she rolled down her window and shouted, “I was just about to park there!”
The man looked at her with disdain and replied as he walked off, “Too bad. That’s what you can do when you’re young and fast.”
Annoyed, Mabel rammed her car straight into his BMW. The young man ran back to his car and shouted in a stunned voice, “What did you do that for?”
Mabel smiled and said, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich.”
Who was the youngest entertainer to ever host TV’s Saturday Night Live?

Drew Barrymore, in 1982, at age 7 years, 8 months, and 29 days.
After filming on Lost wrapped in 2010, more than 1,100 props were auctioned off by Profiles in History, bringing in close to $1 million. One of the big-ticket items: A piece of fuselage from the series’s crashed plane. It went for $3,000.
The theme song for The Beverly Hillbillies reached #44 on the pop chart in 1962.
(And I'll bet you can still sing it word for word. I know I can!! emoticon )
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    Well, I am getting old
    but not rich !!!!!!

    My son LOVED Lost
    I keep meaning to borrow
    his DVDs.
    Is it kind of like the OLD
    British "Prisoner" show
    with Patrick McGoohan?
    Now THAT was amazing -
    far ahead of its time !

    Hope you had a Marvelous Monday !
    Have a Terrific Tuesday !

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    PS- OH yes. I still watch old BH
    reruns a couple times a week !

    1832 days ago
    I loved that series and and the song. Yes, I can sing most of it..lol
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    One persons trash is another persons treasure. emoticon
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  • CAT609
    Awesome! The joke made me laugh!
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    the young need to know they don't own the world I was taught to respect the mature adults as they know a lots from experience we had yet to get.
    1832 days ago
    Interesting! Now I'll be singing it all day, though........ emoticon
    1832 days ago
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