Mabel, an elderly woman, was about to turn into an open parking space when a young man in a brand-new red BMW cut around her and stole the space. Mabel was so angry that she rolled down her window and shouted, “I was just about to park there!”
The man looked at her with disdain and replied as he walked off, “Too bad. That’s what you can do when you’re young and fast.”
Annoyed, Mabel rammed her car straight into his BMW. The young man ran back to his car and shouted in a stunned voice, “What did you do that for?”
Mabel smiled and said, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich.”
Who was the youngest entertainer to ever host TV’s Saturday Night Live?
Drew Barrymore, in 1982, at age 7 years, 8 months, and 29 days.
After filming on Lost wrapped in 2010, more than 1,100 props were auctioned off by Profiles in History, bringing in close to $1 million. One of the big-ticket items: A piece of fuselage from the series’s crashed plane. It went for $3,000.
The theme song for The Beverly Hillbillies reached #44 on the pop chart in 1962.
(And I'll bet you can still sing it word for word. I know I can!!