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oh what a beautiful morning

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Its a beautiful morning when you can break into your own house! I have a numerical door lock and every once in a while it jams on locked. in other words not often enough to have hidden a key under a rock.

Its 35 and the snow I walked through was seeping mud as I circled my prey. I pretty much coated myself with winter dust and was nearly out of options on first floor windows when I found one sadly low enough to open but too high to scale. Back and forth I went through the golden barbery hedge with an illfated milk crate, a chair.

Mind you, I still had not had coffee, as this was the dog's constitutional morning stroll. No gloves, no coat, just a hat and a white polar fleece. And as added bonus, gladly, no neighbors phone the police. I was too sleepy to be cold and clumsily experimented with what body part to put in the window first. I did that hand walk you do with your toes on the big yoga ball, except my toes were on the window sill. I found myself lying on the floor, thinking "I learned that on a spark video, "and then, "do I count the calories"?

Hide a box key, hardware store for key copy. Going now.

Allie B

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
RACEWELLWON 3/18/2013 1:53PM

    To me this is funny - yesterday - I locked my purse in my car with keys before church - lol - purse on the front seat . I live in Chicago - what are the chances of someone stealing my - car even in front of the church ? No one !! Good thing too - Went to Mass then broke into my car - Luck of the Irish emoticon emoticon

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STHAX10 3/18/2013 9:21AM

    emoticon Dear, that sounds like a heck of a way to start a day off. emoticon

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68ANNE 3/17/2013 6:53PM

    What a terrible way to not have coffee. I have to break in with a crow-bar and screw driver. One of the kids hasn't returned the key yet

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AUNTIEANNE22 3/17/2013 5:21PM

  Sounds like an interesting morning. I, too, would be headed for a key copy and key box.

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