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Joke of the day,Let;s Laugh.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they Hated each other.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”
Neighbours feared him.
They believed he practiced magic because of the many strange Occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone’s relief, He died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.
After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to Party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked “Aren’t you afraid that He may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt You for the rest of your life?”
The wife put down her drink and said, “Let him dig. I had him buried Upside down.
And I know he won’t ask for directions.”

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DESERTDREAMERS 3/21/2013 6:54PM

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MORTICIAADDAMS 3/18/2013 7:44PM

    LOL!!!!

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    Love the laughs! emoticon

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    Typical man for you. emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 3/17/2013 6:01PM

    So that's the secret! LOL

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MJ7DM33 3/17/2013 2:51PM

  Gotta love the wife! emoticon

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MIRFA71 3/17/2013 2:24PM

    emoticon very clever of her!

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ROOTIHAUSMAN 3/17/2013 10:47AM

    Happy St. Patrick's day!

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    emoticon Happy St. Patrick's Day! emoticon

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NITTINNANA 3/17/2013 10:17AM

    Another good one!

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    Ha Ha emoticon idea...party on!

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    LOL!

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MSLZZY 3/17/2013 7:53AM

    emoticon Happy St Patrick's Day to you too!

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DAJAMOGU1 3/17/2013 7:51AM

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That was a good one!

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May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows your dead..
An Irish Blessing

Have a wonderful day babe
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ROX525 3/17/2013 6:36AM

    Cute.

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    cute

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  Oh, no!

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  Funny

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