A 92 year old, a 94 year old and a 96 year old Sister lived together. The 96 year old was drawing a bath upstairs, and sticks her foot in it. "Was I getting in or getting out?" she yelled.

The 94 year old said "On my way to check" She started up the stairs "Was I going up or coming down?".

The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table drinking tea. "I hope I don't get that forgetful when I get that age" Knocks on the table (knocks on wood) "I will be up after I answer the door"