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Driven to Distraction

Thursday, March 14, 2013

- Only in America can a pizza guy get to your door faster than an ambulance.

- Why do slow-down and slow-up mean the same thing?

- Why are wise man and wise guy opposites?

- Why is it that when stuff goes on a truck it's called a shipment and on a boat it's called cargo?

- Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

- Why do we press harder on things when we know the batteries are dead?

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NAYPOOIE 3/14/2013 11:57AM


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WOUBBIE 3/14/2013 10:13AM


Glad you post these! I'll go back through your old blogs for laughs while I'm waiting for Stewart and Colbert to come back from their breaks!

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ZRIE014 3/14/2013 12:46AM

  have a good day

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