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A few Irish jokes

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers? A: Because you donít want to press your luck. I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.

! Q: How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover? A: Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.

A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold? A: They like to "go" first class!

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started? A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? A:St. O'Claus!

Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A:Sure, they're green with envy!

Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? A:To keep from falling in the stew!

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"

Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A: A sham rock

Q: Why do leprechauns giggle when they play soccer? A: Cause the grass tickles their balls

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