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A few Irish jokes


Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers? A: Because you donít want to press your luck. I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.

! Q: How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover? A: Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.

A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold? A: They like to "go" first class!

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started? A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? A:St. O'Claus!

Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A:Sure, they're green with envy!

Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? A:To keep from falling in the stew!

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"

Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A: A sham rock

Q: Why do leprechauns giggle when they play soccer? A: Cause the grass tickles their balls

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MICHELE142 3/14/2013 11:36PM

    emoticon I needed a good emoticon tonight!
Great emoticon humor, have a green St. Patty's Day.

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TXMEMAW6 3/14/2013 4:51PM

    Funny! Thanks, I needed that!

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MAGGZD 3/14/2013 4:48PM

    Thanks, I needed that!

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BESCATS 3/14/2013 11:41AM

    Very cute, especially that last one. emoticon

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LEANNAW4 3/14/2013 8:59AM

    Thanks! Those were great!

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BUDDHA33 3/14/2013 7:49AM

    Thanks, CT! I needed that today!

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SOPHIEDO13 3/14/2013 6:23AM

    A nice giggle start to my day thanks !! emoticon

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CELIAMINER 3/14/2013 5:42AM

    Thanks for the funnies!

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1STATEOFDENIAL 3/14/2013 1:48AM

    hehe Those are some pretty good jokes.

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SUSANBEAMON 3/14/2013 1:15AM

  seasonal jokes lol

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FRAN0426 3/14/2013 12:53AM

    emoticon Loved them all

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JAMER123 3/14/2013 12:04AM

    Cute!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SONYALATRECE 3/13/2013 11:33PM

    emoticon All in the spirit of St. Patty's Day!

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ELSCO55 3/13/2013 11:09PM

    cute

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LINOVER 3/13/2013 10:22PM

    Good ones!

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