Wednesday, March 13, 2013
“We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again.”
—NATHANAEL GREENE, American revolutionary
FOOTBALL COACH: Why is it important not to lose your head during the game?
JOCK: Because then I’d have no place to put my helmet.
Stevie: Don’t you think the principal is a dummy?
Sophie: Do you know who I am?
Sophie: I’m the principal’s daughter.
Stevie: Oh … Do you know who I am?
Stevie: Thank goodness!
What catchy new name did the American Family Life Assurance Company adopt in 1992?
Aflac, which is an acronym of its old name. Founded in 1955, the company became widely known under its new name through TV commercials featuring an “Aflac”-quacking, insurance-hawking duck. (I do love that duck!!)