more reasons I decided to lose weight
Monday, March 11, 2013
I was so fat,
... it took the train conductor two hours before he could say all aboard.
...the Coast Guard kept a log of my bath times.
...I sweated barbecue sauce.
...when I went to the beach, the tide came in.
...you needed a map to pass me on the street.
...I had an echo in my belly button.