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more reasons I decided to lose weight


Monday, March 11, 2013

I was so fat,

... it took the train conductor two hours before he could say all aboard.

...the Coast Guard kept a log of my bath times.

...I sweated barbecue sauce.

...when I went to the beach, the tide came in.

...you needed a map to pass me on the street.

...I had an echo in my belly button.
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