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Sense of Humor

Sunday, March 10, 2013

“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” - William James

1. How can we put a elephant in the refrigerator ?
Ans: We open the door, put the elephant in the refrigerator and close the door.

2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator ?

Ans: We should open the door, take the elephant out of refrigerator, put the giraffe in and close the door

3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal ?

Ans: The giraffe, hes still in the refrigerator

4. You come to a crocodile infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across ?

Ans: You swim across all the crocodile are at the party

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