Sunday, March 10, 2013
OKAY PEOPLE THIS NEXT WEEK CHALLNGE IS NOT MY CUP OF TEA, Okay how do you stretch for 15 min a day . Okay give me pointer here. What are your guys favorite stretches. Can you recommend any for a beginner? Where do I start? My 3 positive for yesterday. I walk for a hour outside this was the first time since January it was warm enough to walk in Cleveland. I am down to 137 only 12 more pound to goal. For a side note I am 5 feet and shrinking. My last positive I got most of the house clean I still need to vacuum a little but that couldn’t be a problem,
Why was the cow teapot late to the party?
Because she was decafinated!
How long does it take to ship tea from China by slow boat?
What does a teapot say to her hairdresser?
What does the teapot say to its bag?
I don't want another seep out of you!
Did you ever wonder
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
An Effective Workout
Jack, decidedly overweight, and not at all bright, asks Doctor Mayo at Portchester Health Centre, for help in losing weight. The doctor advises Jack to run 10 miles a day for 30 days.
This, she promises, will help Jack lose as much as twenty pounds in a month.
Jack, naturally very excited, follows Doctor Mayo's advice to the letter, and, after thirty days, he is delighted to find that he has, indeed, lost twenty pounds.
Delighted, Jack 'phones Doctor Mayo and thanks her profusely for the wonderful advice which had produced such a tremendous result.
At the end of the conversation, however, he asks one last question, 'How do I get home now, Doctor, since I am some 300 miles away?'
everyone have a great day