Saturday, March 09, 2013
Exceedingly pressed for time and, thus, this is an Exceptionally brief blog departing from my ill-deserved reputation for elegance. Every time a week Ends, another 1.5 lbs is supposed to have achieved Escape velocity. Did it for you, this week? (It's now six pounds since the game started, though I'm mired in Elephant-Land - the fours). Post your success below.
As many of us Endeavor to prepare for Passover or Easter (or in mixed families, perhaps Even both?), some Entirely traditional yet Enormously un-Sparky foods may enter our homes and be at risk for being Easten. Need an example?: Eggs! What springtime holiday Eating tradition does NOT include Eggs? Here is what I want to know (and something Entirely missing from the Judeo-Christian liturgy): Who was the first Enormously brave, prehistoric soul who said "Look at that white oval thing coming out of the nether-regions of a chicken. I bet that's Entirely yummy!"
When one ponders the Enormity of the process of how our food traditions Evolved, doubtlessly many hungry people Endeavored to eat (oh I don't know): rocks, wood, poison ivy, sand, live snakes, ... My Einstein-ish answer might be this: We Exist today with the food-centric culture that we have because the rock and wood eaters became Extinct! Bon Appetit!