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Joke of the day,Let's Laugh.

Saturday, March 09, 2013

Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
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    I can (almost) relate...... LOL

I have missed your daily jokes while I was gone so hae just finished reading them all now. They are so funny.....

Glad your husband's surgery went well and you were able to stay on track with your walking.

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    hahaha wonderful I like this!

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