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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Friday, March 08, 2013

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.  

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States  crops and livestock. 

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.  

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.  

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. 

 Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. 

Massachusetts  executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony, they had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 3 illegitimate children.   

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what .... NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or be very very scared. 
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  • BRERRABBIT1
    Hi SUNSHINE,
    Congress outlaws educational institutions because we already know everything

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    **The unaimed arrow never misses.**


    1295 days ago
  • LYNNWILK2
    LOL Yeah, a bit scary but hilarious and eternally hopeful that everyone will recognize they have a voice in this country and there will be changes made. No longer able to buy an election because people will actually demand for their right to vote and their voices to be heard. We are a country of the people, by the people... it's time to wake up!

    but hilarious projections!
    1296 days ago
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