Friday, March 08, 2013
Sarah had just given birth to her first child and was prone to worrying a lot about her new baby. One night, the baby became ill, and she called her doctor in a panic. “What’s the matter, Sarah?” the doctor asked.
“My baby has a fever of 102 degrees! Is he going to die?” Sarah said anxiously.
The doctor, needing to figure out whether Sarah had taken the baby’s temperature under his arm or in his mouth, said, “How are you taking it?”
Sarah replied, “Oh, thank you, Doctor. I am holding up pretty well.”
What was the name of Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis’s private island, where he wed Jacqueline Kennedy in 1968?
Skorpios. It’s located off the coast of Greece in the Ionian Sea.
The reality show couples’ curse
* Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey showcased their new married life on MTV’s Newlyweds … and then split up when filming ended.
* The Gosselins of Jon & Kate Plus 8: Split while the show was still in production. It then became Kate Plus 8.
* Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro of ’Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave: Split in 2006.
* Happy exception: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne of The Osbournes.
Dick Van Dyke’s star on the Walk of Fame initially billed him as Dick Vandyke.