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Late Night Funnies

Friday, March 08, 2013

"Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk off of alcohol. It's perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of alcohol but none of the fun." -Conan O'Brien

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"These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets." -Craig Ferguson

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"A new study found that most people cant go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe." -Jimmy Fallon
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BOPPY_ 3/8/2013 2:14AM

    Thanks for the posts.

They only make me remember how much I miss Johnny Carson.

The "new crop" although often funny, just don't do it for me.

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