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6th day of habit blog and jokes

Thursday, March 07, 2013

6th day of habit blog
So the requirement of my current challenge is to blog about habits each day okay my two habits switching a little exe rise for sleep and staying positive. Okay today question? ) Do you need some motivation or advice sure. okay how do you guys say positive with life stress . How do you know how much sleep is enough? Okay yesterday positive was quality time with mom, got a mile and half on the treadmill even thou I am still sick. I enjoy quality time with mom and I seem to be getting more sleep.
Jokes
A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:
- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!!
2 girls meet:- me & my husband are no longer together...
- why? - well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses? - no, of course I couldn't! - well he couldn't either

An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon. After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions. They yell to a jogger, "Hey, can you tell us where we're at?"
After a few moments the jogger responds, "You're in a hot-air balloon." The engineer says, "You must be a mathematician." The jogger, shocked, responds, "yeah, how did you know I was a mathematician?"
"Because, it took you far too long to come up with your answer, it was 100% correct, and it was completely useless."
I Need Water
traveler became lost in an unnamed desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint.
Reduced to crawling, he was on the verge of passing out when he spied a small shack about 500 meters in front of him. Barely conscious, he reached the shack and called out, "Water! Please, I need water!"
An old man appeared in the door of the shack and replied sympathetically, "I am sorry, sir, but I have no water. However, would you like to buy a tie?" With this, he brandished a collection of exquisite silken neckwear.
"You fool," gasped the man. "I'm dying! I need water!" "Well, sir," replied the old man, "If you really need water, there is another shack about 2 kilometers south of here where you can get some." Without knowing how, the man summoned sufficient strength to drag his parched body the distance to the second tent. With his last ounce of strength he tugged at the door of the second shack and collapsed
Another man, looking enough like the old man to be his brother, appeared at the door dressed in a costly tuxedo. Looking down at the crumpled mass at his door, he inquired, "May I help you sir?"Water..." came the feeble reply. "Oh, sir," replied the man, "I'm sorry, but you can't come in here without a tie!"
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KAYELENE 3/7/2013 10:25PM

    A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cure's in the doctor's book - Irish Proverb
Good job on getting a good night sleep and I love the jokes. emoticon emoticon

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CAROL6X 3/7/2013 8:45PM

    Cute funnies.

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DARLY55 3/7/2013 7:40PM

    Thanks for the funnies. And I am glad you are positively getting more sleep! emoticon

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2WHEELEDSHARON 3/7/2013 3:20PM

    well i talk to you want I need a pick me up since you always have the jokes emoticon

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LOOKINGUP2012 3/7/2013 2:37PM

    I think a great song in my head helps me to focus away from a negative situation back on my faith. As for sleep, I stopped watching tv at all. That helped. i was getting circles under my eyes. I suppose it is different for everyone. Try to pin point anything that is getting you revved up in evening maybe. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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