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Joke of the day,Let's Laugh.


Thursday, March 07, 2013

A man goes to the doctors and asks why he's been feeling ill. The doctor examines him and replies "I'm sorry to tell you, you've got the disease known as Yellow 24." "What's that? the man asks. "It means your internal organs have started turning yellow - you've got 24 hours to live".

The man goes home and tells his wife the bad news. His wife says "Well, will you come to bingo with me tonight then? Otherwise you'll never be able to." The man agrees so he and his wife go to the bingo. He finds that he's won the one-line and 10. He begins to think this isn't such a bad day after all. Twenty minutes later, he's won the full house and 150. He enters the lucky draw, worth 500, and wins that too. The bingo caller calls him up on stage.

He says "I don't believe it, mate. You've won three competitions in a total of 660 in one night. You must be the luckiest man on the earth!"

The man says "Well, no, I'm not. I've got Yellow 24."

The bingo caller looks down at the piece of paper he's holding and starts clapping. "I don't believe it; he's won the raffle as well!"



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BECKYSFRIEND 3/9/2013 9:34PM

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APPLEPIEAPPLE 3/8/2013 7:53AM

    Perhaps his luck is getting better!

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    cute

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    thank you for the smile I got after reading this joke. I needed this today. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    Thank you for the laugh! You gave me a smile on a not so good of a day.

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    HAH - HAH - HAH !!!!!
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    What a way to go!

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    Another good one!

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    emoticon This was a really good one!

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