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Deep Thoughts about Pigs & Sheep

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?

- Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?

- If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?

- If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?

- If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it?

- If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?

- What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea when humans fly'?

- What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

- Why can't pigs look up into the sky?

- Why do pigs have curly tails?

- Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?

- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

- Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?

- Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?

- Would a small pig be called a hamlet?
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MOMCHEERS 3/8/2013 9:41PM

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GARDENCHRIS 3/8/2013 5:52AM

    okay!

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CAMSEDGE 3/6/2013 8:03PM

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63KEEPONGOING 3/6/2013 3:14PM

  So clever. Very enjoyable.

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CINDYSDAY 3/6/2013 12:08PM

    tooo funny!

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BECKYSRN 3/6/2013 9:30AM

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Does the wolf in sheep's clothing buy it off the rack of lamb? Just wondering...
Thanks for sharing.

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MOONGLOWSNANA 3/6/2013 8:36AM

  Oink Oink! Baaa! emoticon

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DOVESEYES 3/6/2013 8:25AM

    That's the lamb and pork of it (long and short) ....hey I tried!!! emoticon

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WOUBBIE 3/6/2013 8:22AM

    Hmmm, Gayle, I'm seeing a "pig" theme this week:

Tuesday, March 05, 2013
"A farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs. The pigs ate the farmer. But in the overall race, humans are still way ahead." -Jay Leno

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SLACHETKA103145 3/6/2013 5:26AM

    Thank you emoticon emoticon emoticon but I liked the thoughts too!

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NANA2PRINCESSES 3/6/2013 5:14AM

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Thanks for posting.

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COLLEENROSTE 3/6/2013 3:48AM

    emoticon so much to ponder, so much to learn

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ALICIA214 3/6/2013 1:34AM

 


Deep thoughts indeed and worth pondering over.!!!

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