Conversation with my Stubborn Jeans
Tuesday, March 05, 2013
Me: "Hey SJs, any chance that you'll fit today?"
SJs: "Did I fit in December?"
SJs: "Did I fit in January?"
SJ: "Tell me, did I fit in February? Did I?"
Me: "No... in fact I still couldn't pull you up past my thi..."
SJs: "THEN IT'S HARDLY LIKELY THAT I'LL FIT TODAY IS IT?!"
Me: "No need to be rude".
This is what life has come to; being sneered at by bargain denim from ebay. All while I curse like a cartoon villain "I'll get you next time, Stubborn Jeans!".