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​Conversation with my Stubborn Jeans

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Me: "Hey SJs, any chance that you'll fit today?"
SJs: "Did I fit in December?"
Me: "No",
SJs: "Did I fit in January?"
​Me: "No",
​SJ: "Tell me, did I fit in February? Did I?"​​
Me: "No... in fact I still couldn't pull you up past my thi..."
SJs: "THEN IT'S HARDLY LIKELY THAT I'LL FIT TODAY IS IT?!"
Me: "No need to be rude".

This is what life has come to​; being ​sneered at by ​bargain ​denim from ebay​. All ​while I curse like a cartoon villain​ "I'll get you next time, Stubborn Jeans!".
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SLIMBOT 3/5/2013 12:52PM

  Keep the faith. One day, they will fit, and you will feel FANTASTIC. I had a pair I couldn't get into for years. I kept trying and trying, and finally got them on about 2 weeks ago. The feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment was outrageous! (The jeans in question are totally out of fashion now, but I don't give a toss, I wear them anyway.) You will get there, too ! You will!

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