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Where Have All the Fat Cells Gone?

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

A parody on Where Have All the Flowers Gone? with apologies to Pete Seeger and Peter, Paul, and Mary, though I believe this battle is taking as many people as the war for which the original was written.

where have all the flowers gone peter paul and mary

I am a child of the sixties, the hootenannies, the protests and marches. There is a constant yearning for those good old days, and I think I've found my cause. If you have a gathering of a bunch of friends and someone has a simple guitar (or ukelele) you might want to sing this version and then go eat some carrot sticks and apples, and have a glass of water with a twist of lime.

Where are all the processed foods,
Long time researching,
Where are all the processed foods,
We want to know
Where are all the processed foods?
Paid big settlements every one
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn.

Where have all the drive thrus gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the drive thrus gone?
Long time ago?
Where have all the drive thrus gone?
They're repurposed every one
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn.

Where have all the sodas gone?
Long Time passing
Where have all the fried chips gone,
Long time ago
Where have all the donut shops gone
Fruits and Veggies every one
Maybe we have finally learned
Maybe we have finally learned.

Where has all the obesity gone?
Long time melting
Where have all the fat clothes gone?
We want to know
Where have all the fat cells gone?
They are melting every one
When will they all be burned?
When we have finally learned!

-words by Bravelute
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SHARJOPAUL 3/6/2013 9:38AM

    LOL
I don't think you need to apologize for that rewrite its great!

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ANGEL1066 3/5/2013 10:12PM

    nice!

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BUDDHA33 3/5/2013 7:03PM

    Insane! HA!

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LESLIELENORE 3/5/2013 6:41PM

    emoticon Love it!

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LINDA! 3/5/2013 4:30PM

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POPSY190 3/5/2013 1:15PM

    If only!! Great idea and parody. I remember P, P and M well. emoticon

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    Love it! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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