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Tuesday, March 05, 2013

"A farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs. The pigs ate the farmer. But in the overall race, humans are still way ahead." -Jay Leno


"You know what Portland has lot of? Microbreweries. I think they are like regular breweries, but only serve midgets." -Craig Ferguson


"There's a new technique that lets doctors perform kidney transplants in 45 minutes. Because when you're getting a kidney transplant, your main concern is always, 'Can you do it in less than an hour?'" -Jimmy Fallon

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DALID414 3/5/2013 11:02AM


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WOUBBIE 3/5/2013 8:24AM

    @ZRIE014 That's a joke, right? Right?


Or not?


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PANIK257 3/5/2013 3:40AM

    lol. I love the last one.

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ZRIE014 3/5/2013 12:50AM

  you better look out what they take

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