Sunday, March 03, 2013
So the requirement of my current challenge is to blog about habits each day okay my two habits switching a little exe rise for sleep and staying posday itive. Okay today I am supposed to ask you for help . Okay how much exercise on a average to you get and how much sleep to you get? But here the big one I know I am not the only one with a stressful life how do you guys stay positive . can you give this pessimist any advice I could sure use. It The sleep part I am setting my alarm a little later. The positive part of the challenge I am trying to find three positive for each day. My positive for yesterday were 1. I got to talk to my Colorado spark friend yeah. What Led me to my second positive she talk to me while I walk my first two mile of my 5 k on the treadmill so I got my second 5k done on the treadmill yeah. This I also found a encouraging she because it meant she enjoy her movie so much I was able to get away to walk. Third positive mom and me have a pretty god day together.
Jokes
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a
preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the waterand subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,
whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus, “The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for aittle longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks
again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back. Love,Mary PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.