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Saturday, March 02, 2013

Milk Bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."


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Thanks for all your Prayers and concern for my me and my Hubby have a great day.
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ARTJAC 3/2/2013 11:13PM

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STITCH4EVER 3/2/2013 5:30PM

    OH MY LORD! I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A LONG TIME.

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MORTICIAADDAMS 3/2/2013 11:44AM

    LOL. Prayers sent for hubby and you.

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DBELLE39 3/2/2013 10:50AM

    LOL!
Praying for your DH's surgery.

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MSLADYBUG3 3/2/2013 10:06AM

    Good way to start a Saturday.

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KKKAREN 3/2/2013 9:56AM

    funny!

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NITTINNANA 3/2/2013 7:42AM

    Paul said, "Oh,gee!" as he chuckled. For him, that's equivalent to someone else's guffaw. Well done, again!

Sending continued prayers and hugs your way!

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CASEYSAUER 3/2/2013 5:54AM

    LOL I never heard that one before!

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