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LATE NIGHT FUNNIES

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Late Night Funny #1

The Pope, a couple of weeks ago, was fired. One day you’re the leader of the Catholic Church, and the next day you’re at Denny’s blowing on your soup. Here’s one of the odd things about being Pope. You’re the Pope and you’re in your office and sitting at your desk, and on your desk is a photo of your boss’s son. -David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

The Italian press is reporting that the next Pope could be the cardinal from Boston. If he gets the job, he’ll be the first Pope to make you kiss his 2007 World Series ring. -Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #3

This is about transparency, about a free press holding our leader accountable. I mean it’s one thing to keep us in the dark about a fleet of flying robo-assassins. but a round of golf on your day off? Where’s the judicial oversight? -Stephen Colbert

Late Night Funny #4

There’s nothing wrong with eating horse burgers. Fast food should be made of fast animals. Oh man, I could really go for a double-cheetah melt. -Stephen Colbert
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