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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Late Night Funny #1

Top Ten Pope Benedict Achievements

10. Invented the vibrating desk
9. Designs new summer line of papal vestments
8. Announces Vatican's Two-For-One Lobster Tuesdays
7. Invents rechargeable pope hat
6. Departs St. Peter's Square via jetpack
5. Makes historic trip to Mexico
4. Serves as judge on "Vatican City's Got Talent"
3. Releases best-selling iPad app, "Angry Popes"
2. Hosts his own game show
1. Performs first miracle: Turning bread into toast

David Letterman

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
IMREITE 2/28/2013 1:15AM

    still funny. God has a sense of humor.

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DALID414 2/27/2013 10:29PM

    Oh yeah, tomorrow is his last day on the 'job'.

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