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My Stinky

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

So when i was young decided that when I found someone worthy of marriage.. I wanted someone I can fart with and be able to have that comfort and laughter like my parents had then we would spend the rest of my life taking turns giving each other dutch ovens.

Every morning I would wake up to hear really loud farts coming from my parents room followed by laughing and then talking. It's one of the few memories I have of good moments at my parents. But I loved it. I loved the comfort. I loved the laughter. I loved the competition they had to see which one was loudest...

I even went as far as telling my *best friend* who is convinced that one day I will marry him that if I ever get married it will be in my wedding vows that I promise to love honor and dutch oven you for as long as we both shall live.
True story.

Just been thinking about those moments of childhood where I woke up hearing my Mommas laughter. Its nice to remember her and laugh and the sillyness she inspired in me thru her own.

And when I do find my prince of fartingham, my stench charming....
we will live happily ever after in a cloud of stink.
Lets hope no one brings matches to our wedding :)

**Just a note. I am in NO WAY looking for my fartner in crime anytime soon.
this is meant to be humor and remembering my mom.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
LINDAF49 2/28/2013 9:45PM

    Delighted with your story, memories and discaimer.

Always laugh when possible and yes the stinkies in life ofter do better with a laugh than a frown

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JANEMARIE77 2/28/2013 4:59PM

    that is true love what a wonderful mother

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CHRIMSONFYRE 2/28/2013 4:14PM

    hahaha...this is great and made me smile. Thanks!

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    Loved the story, and especially loved the disclaimer. Because we all know that if you didn't put that up, your inbox with be deluged with indecent proposals from fart fetishists around the world!

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LABRATIAM 2/28/2013 6:31AM


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FITANDFIFTY2 2/28/2013 12:28AM

    emoticon Oh you brought a smile to me today! Thank you for sharing that story from your childhood...loved it!!!!

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IMREITE 2/27/2013 10:55PM

    very cute. sometimes in lie you just have to laugh about the silly things.

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ANYVAR54 2/27/2013 9:37PM

    I am glad you have happy memories of your parents.

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CLPURNELL 2/27/2013 8:23PM


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KEELIE21 2/27/2013 8:16PM

    This made me giggle thanks and good luck!

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3016DEBRA 2/27/2013 5:10PM

  WOW...that's an interesting view! Good luck - I know he's out there, LOL! emoticon emoticon

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PLATINUM755 2/27/2013 5:05PM

    emoticon ...That's a great remembrance! True love is shown in so many different ways. Thank you for sharing it. emoticon

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CLWALDRO 2/27/2013 3:59PM

    Isn't it interesting what we remember about our parents as we grow up.
I wish you a healthy journey to find the person who you can fart and laugh with. I hope in the meantime you focus on how you can be kind and love yourself emoticon emoticon

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COCK-ROBIN 2/27/2013 3:28PM


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LILPAT3 2/27/2013 3:20PM

    Hang in there and you will find that special someone!

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AWESOMECHELZ 2/27/2013 2:39PM

    Humor is one special spice in life. Thanks for sharing. emoticon Chelsea

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WALLAHALLA 2/27/2013 2:33PM

    No candlelit ceremony? But it could be so explosive. emoticon

The pastor who married us had a speech impediment. I laughed through the entire ceremony. I was giggling so hard I could barely stand up, much less speak. Seriously, he asked if we took each other "for batter or for warts." How could I not laugh. Still gives me a giggle fit when I think about it.

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XANGELSTEARZX 2/27/2013 1:31PM


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AMR6665 2/27/2013 12:12PM

    :) I needed this this morning/afternoon. It's great to have happy memories come to visit from time to time, isn't it?

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SPECIFICITY 2/27/2013 11:21AM

    Too cute. Good luck in finding that special person. Personally, I always swat my husband when he farts in bed but I'd rather him be farting in my bed than not be there.

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ANDREWMOM 2/27/2013 11:15AM

    My hubby can stink out the best of them.... you will find you King of Farts!

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DLBROWN93 2/27/2013 11:06AM

    Good luck on finding your Prince of Fartingham.

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BLUENOSE63 2/27/2013 11:01AM

  Hey I married my dutch-oven best friend and we have been married for 23 years and are still laughing and lettin er rip

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