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THE LOYAL WIFE

Wednesday, February 27, 2013


There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real scrooge when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute." She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend i
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NPA4LOSS 3/3/2013 2:22PM

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LADYBUG1943 2/28/2013 12:03PM

    Thanks for the laugh this morning.

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1CRAZYDOG 2/27/2013 6:05PM

    Do NOT mess with a woman! LOL

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STITCH4EVER 2/27/2013 2:56PM

    I LOVE IT! I WAS THINKING SHE WAS GOING TO DO MONOPOLY MONEY. THIS WAS MUCH BETTER. VERY CLEVER!

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SHOAPIE 2/27/2013 12:16PM

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1935MARY 2/27/2013 10:39AM

    That is funny. It is always good to start my day with a smile,then I can end my day with one. Thanks for sharing this. emoticon

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FIT4MEIN2013 2/27/2013 10:35AM

    Don't mess with a wise woman! emoticon

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GCHUNG 2/27/2013 10:33AM

    Lol - I love it.

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