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At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell!

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Someone had to remind me, So I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh....It is all true!
Perks of reaching 50 Or being over 60 And heading towards 70 or beyond!

1. Kidnappers are not very Interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, You are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run -- Anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a Hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along With elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get Much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists Than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends Because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to A manageable size.
19. You can't remember Who sent you this list.

Under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on the same night!
"Good friends are like don't always see them, but you know they are always there".

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MNNICE 2/27/2013 12:21PM

    On this, the eve of my DH's 60th birthday, I can relate!!!

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PMRUNNER 2/27/2013 9:46AM

    Funny, thanks for sharing!

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GINA180847 2/27/2013 9:14AM

    I blush to think of how true these are!

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WILSONWR 2/27/2013 9:11AM

    I like it! (Except for the forgetting secrets part - that hits a little too close to home - lol)

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GAYLLYNNE 2/27/2013 6:45AM

    These are fabulous (and oh, so true!!!) Thanks for sharing :)

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