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The Ocean---All You Need To Know!!!

Monday, February 25, 2013

Children Writing About The Ocean

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3. If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)

4. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5. A dolphin breaths through an a_ _ hole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

6. My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8. Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9. I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6) (I remember having students with this much and more going on at home and wondering how they ever got their homework done, and if school, was, indeed their refuge.)

10. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11. When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12. The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown, I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

13. My Dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my Mom. (James, age 7)

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MISSDAISY23 3/1/2013 4:27PM


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PATTISTAMPS 2/26/2013 10:05AM

    Oh My!!! Kids are sooooo funny! Lovein' this... except for the poor sad child... My neice taught in a very poor school in Jacksonville before she had kids, and it was just amazing to hear her stories. We helped her do packages for Christmas for some of the kids with winter clothes, etc.. Sometimes I forget how very lucky I have always been!!! Bless you for sharing this one... laughter and tears are my favorite emotions...

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TOMWAMP 2/26/2013 8:00AM

    out of the mouths of babes. Very cute. Thanks for helping me start out my day with a giggle and a smile.

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123ELAINE456 2/26/2013 2:27AM

  Awesome!!! Out Of The Mouths Of Babes. Oh SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!! Thank You. God Blessings To You and Everyone. Have a Great Day. Take Care.

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ARTJAC 2/25/2013 10:54PM

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MNNICE 2/25/2013 9:21PM

    From the mouths of babes!

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FLAME42 2/25/2013 5:13PM

    Oh I remember the days when my 1st-3rd graders would share such fantastic learning.
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NEW-CAZ 2/25/2013 4:18PM

    out of the mouths cute

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NANADERRICK 2/25/2013 3:07PM

    so cute emoticon

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