Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first.

"What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out:

"The country is in good hands under the new President, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries."

David thinks, "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks
"What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
David just stares at it.

"Come on David" says Barak, "What does it say?"

Dave replies, "Buggered if I know ! It's all in Arabic!"