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Pastor Loses Skirt in Pulpit!

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Well, not quite, but so close! You know how hard it is to preach while trying to make sure your skirt doesn't fall off? I actually had to stick my hip out to the side just in case it would start to slide off behind the pulpit. I've never been so happy for that wide wooden pulpit! Every time I raised my hands to gesture or praise........I was wondering when I'd need to slip one of those hands to grab my waste line. The zipper is supposed to be in the back but it kept flipping around to the front and I had to keep twirling my skirt to get it back where was supposed to be. Whew! I would've had the altar lined for sure if that had fallen during the service!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
LOS_ANJELOS 3/9/2013 9:04PM

    You need a Skirt Bearer - preferrably someone short and armed with safety pins.

Comment edited on: 3/9/2013 9:07:47 PM

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CAMAEL100 2/25/2013 7:21AM

    i can only imagine the difficulty of preaching with a falling down skirt!!! emoticon emoticon

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DALLALAH 2/24/2013 10:07PM

    Great NSV! and a funny story...I am glad that the skirt didn't fall down!

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MARYBETH4884 2/24/2013 6:12PM

    Great non scale victory! Just inappropriate timing!be glad you weren't in front of pulpit!

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LITTLELENNA 2/24/2013 6:10PM

    Too funny! What a great, although potentially embarrassing, way to see your weight loss. Sounds like you need to go shopping. emoticon emoticon

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