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Star-Studded Birthday Gala at Chestnut Avenue

Friday, February 22, 2013

PORT CHARLOTTE--Ms. Rosie Rose celebrated her birthday Thursday with friends and family from Michigan to Venice, Florida.

Ms. Rose wore a white ruffled pinafore adorned with skull and crossbones and, of course, roses. Her friends went au naturel so that Ms. Rose would look all the better on her special day.

Ms. Rose's mother, Gilda, served cake containing carrots, honey, peanut butter, and flour.

Also attending the festivities were Masters Squirrelly and Chewbacca Rose of Venice, Ms. Harriet Smith of Port Charlotte, and Misses Doxen and Rolly Smokes Wade of Port Charlotte.

Doxie caused quite a stir by loudly insulting Squirrelly and Chewie upon their arrival. Ever the gentleman, Squirrelly ignored her assaults with aplomb. Despite his larger size, Chewie only cowered in response.

Rosie felt obliged to defend her dress by cheerfully and repeatedly humping guests Doxie and Rolly. By the end of the gala, after a full day of excessive eating and humping, followed by cake and presents, she became tired, cranky, and snappish, and her dress hung askew.

On their way home, Doxie and Rolly relieved themselves of all their birthday cake by the side of the road.

Doxie and Rolly will celebrate their joint first birthday six months hence at the Wade residence in Port Charlotte. The Wades plan pony rides, a clown, snout painting, and a small bouncy house.




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MNNICE 2/24/2013 4:49PM

    Better she was ahumpin' your dogs and not your legs! emoticon Do us "oldies" know how to throw a party, or what????

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HIPPICHICK1 2/24/2013 1:02PM

    That's one for the social page for sure!!
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BROOKLYN_BORN 2/24/2013 9:45AM

    This is hysterical. You have a talent for this!

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CHOCOHIPPO 2/23/2013 8:41PM

    Great blog! Well done! How funny! The party sounds like a hoot, but the guest of honor perhaps needs rehab for her sexual addiction?

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GABY1948 2/23/2013 12:11PM

    I ABSOLUTELY believe this is the BEST blog I have ever read! EVER...I LOVED it! I can't wait for Doxie and Rolly's birthday! Be sure to invite us to the afterglo of that one too! Total hugs and kisses for all involved! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JOHAL52 2/23/2013 10:03AM

    Lucky dogs (oh, am I allowed to call them dogs emoticon ) Ms Mitzi's birthday is the same as mine, in May.

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GEORGE815 2/23/2013 3:12AM

    Happy birthday

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RD03875 2/23/2013 12:28AM

    How funny! Thanks for the smiles

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TINKERBELL200 2/22/2013 10:13PM

    Oh good Lord I am still laughing! You are too much women and as I've said from the 1st blog of yours I read, you need to write books or at least a newspaper article! Loved, loved, loved it! It sounds as though you all had a blast! Keep writing you are awesome and have definitely put a smile on my face for the rest of the night! You have a gift and you should continue to use it my friend!
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CARTOONB 2/22/2013 10:07PM

    Had to start reading again when a couple of the guests were au natural! LOL! Sounds like fun!

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NORASPAT 2/22/2013 9:43PM

    I guess you must call this their "coming out" parties. Who made the debutantes dresses or were they custom made at a couturier. Happy you all had a very nice Party Pat in Maine.
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MSMOSTIMPROVED 2/22/2013 8:26PM

    OMG I love them!!! Doxie and Rolly must take after their mama!!! LOL!!! emoticon

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VEENAS1 2/22/2013 7:25PM

    Loved the blog and pictures. You certainly can tell a good story!

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68ANNE 2/22/2013 7:00PM

    I had such a nice laugh

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GINIEMIE 2/22/2013 6:07PM

    Thanks for the smiles and chuckles, you really are funny. Glad you had fun with the dogs b'day party.

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RWETHAIRYET 2/22/2013 5:39PM

    Ha ha...at least none of them ended up wearing a lampshade.
Sounds like a fun time.

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GEORGE815 2/22/2013 4:22PM

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JERIBERI1 2/22/2013 2:42PM

    This just cracked me up! I love it!!

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REDHATSHAPELY1 2/22/2013 2:30PM

    That sounds like my kind of party! So much fun!

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MORTICIAADDAMS 2/22/2013 1:55PM

    LOL!!

Wow!! The standards have certainly been set high there for debutante celebrations. Ms Rose sounds like quite the fashionista.The Sweet Sixteen party will probably cost $40,000. Did Ms. Rose make the society columns? Sounds just like the people parties we have here, including the attire and humping.

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ALICIA214 2/22/2013 12:49PM

 


Sounds like a fun party

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NEW-CAZ 2/22/2013 12:26PM

    A great time was had by all by the looks of it!


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BETHGILLIGAN 2/22/2013 12:15PM

    Sounds like everyone had a wonderful time!!! I'm sure Doxie and Rolly have already started planning their event!

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