Friday, February 22, 2013
A door-to-door salesman knocked on the front door of a house and heard a faint, “Come in.” The door was open, so he walked hesitantly into the living room and said, “Is anyone home?”
“Come in,” said a strange voice in the other room.
The salesman reluctantly followed the voice into the other room and saw a parrot in a cage. Relieved, the salesman said, “For heaven’s sake, is ‘Come in’ all you know how to say?”
Just then, three Rottweilers slunk into the room. The parrot let out a shrill laugh and said, “Sic ’im!”