1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. (Isn't that the truth?!?)

2. Wrinkles don't hurt. (Thank You)

3. Families are like fudge........mostly sweet, with a few nuts. (Hmmmm)

4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. (Hang on...)

5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. (I love this one.)

6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.....