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The Perfect husband.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I
saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000." ;

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you
really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Does anyone know who's phone this is?"
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OSDOWNS 3/7/2013 2:07PM

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NUTRON3 2/22/2013 7:08AM

    LOL that is so funny!

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EMERALDELEPHANT 2/21/2013 8:44PM

    Hilarious!

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MJ7DM33 2/21/2013 6:38PM

  Sooooo funny! emoticon

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MAGGIEVAN 2/21/2013 5:56PM

    I thought there was a catch. Thanks for sharing. It is really funny.

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BLUE42DOWN 2/21/2013 5:05PM

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Loved the twist at the end. Too too funny.

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RACHELBUGSMAMA 2/21/2013 12:21PM

    Too funny!


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CANDYCANE2B 2/21/2013 12:13PM

    That was royal!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon Just too funny! Thanks for sharing!

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MIRFA71 2/21/2013 11:53AM

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RACH_LVSLIFE 2/21/2013 11:32AM

    HUGE LOL!!!! Thanks for the laugh today~

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CAT-IN-CJ 2/21/2013 11:18AM

    I love it!

When I first saw your blog title, I thought you were talking about my hubby.
(and you were!!!! he would SOOOOO do something like that!!!)

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KBRADFORD88 2/21/2013 10:31AM

    holy crap bat man!

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