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They were soooooo stupid

Thursday, February 21, 2013

..They took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
..They sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
..They thought a quarterback was a refund.
..They tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
..They thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
..They thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
..They thought General Motors was in the Army.
..They thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
..They thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
..Under "education" on their job application, they put "Hooked On Phonics."
..They tripped over a cordless phone.
..They spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."

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BARCLE 2/21/2013 4:27PM

    emoticon these are great

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1CRAZYDOG 2/21/2013 2:15PM

    BWAHAHAHAHA . . . tripped over a cordless phone. Wait, wait . . . I could probably do that! emoticon

HUGS and thanks for a laugh.

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DALID414 2/21/2013 1:24PM

    emoticon I've heard some of these as Yo Momma jokes.

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NAYPOOIE 2/21/2013 11:05AM

    I certainly hope they were successful with the M&Ms

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CINDYSDAY 2/21/2013 9:17AM


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AUNTHELEN 2/21/2013 2:25AM

    thanks for the giggles!! emoticon emoticon

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ALIHIKES 2/21/2013 1:30AM

    Great jokes! Love them

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DOVESEYES 2/21/2013 12:52AM


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