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Spoonerisms (please don't read if you are sensitive to off-color phrases)


Monday, February 18, 2013

Some spoonerisms:
I love cop porn.
Go in with buns glazing
hollow your fart
rental deceptionist
This could be my ducky lay
hot Poles
candle with hair
I hit him with a blusing crow
We have a plaster man. (master plan)
you have mad banners
a well-boiled icicle (well-oiled bicycle)
you really sock my knocks off
chewing doors (doing chores)
I am craught a nook! (I am not a crook)I have to pill the physician
chipping the flannel
clappy as a ham
go shake a tower (take a shower)
roaring pain (pouring rain)
Spamela Hamderson
Dandy McOwl
Yes, wiater, I'll have the chilled grease
Don't spew up your screech
as the flow cries
bjound grief
sues and shocks
brunch lake
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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
PETALIA 2/23/2013 11:35AM

    I LOVE spoonerisms! Thank you. I saw this blog post of yours listed on our fermenting team and I had to look. I'm so glad that I did.

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LADYIRISH317 2/21/2013 12:47AM

    Too funny!

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SHARJOPAUL 2/20/2013 9:20AM

    LOL

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GAYLLYNNE 2/20/2013 7:03AM

    Funny!!!

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JEWELMAKER1 2/19/2013 8:57PM

    Loved it!

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THROOPER62 2/19/2013 7:25PM

    emoticon I love these emoticon

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PEZMOM1 2/19/2013 3:34PM

    emoticon

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DONNA5281 2/19/2013 3:26PM

  I couldn't figure out what it was at first. I never heard of them.
I thought they were funny. Thank you for sharing!

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 2/19/2013 7:37AM

   

I love spoonerisms, although I've heard a lot of off coloured ones in my time, they always make me laugh

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YANKEEBELLA 2/19/2013 7:27AM

    I never heard of this but they are smile makers!

Thanks for sharing.

Have a healthy day.

Susan

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123ELAINE456 2/19/2013 2:32AM

  Very Cute!!! God blessings to You and Everyone. Have a Happy Day. Take Care.

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MISCHIEFBOI 2/18/2013 10:26PM

    Well. Soap in your hole emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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KATHYSCOLLIES 2/18/2013 10:08PM

    These are really cute Chris.

Thanks for the smiles and chuckles tonight!
Hugs,
Kathy

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WALLAHALLA 2/18/2013 9:16PM

    emoticon new to me

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LINOVER 2/18/2013 8:52PM

    I had not seen some of these spoonerisms, Chris! They made me smile today!
Thanks for sharing!

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MELAFYAIYAI 2/18/2013 8:38PM

    I tell people my dad likes to fly ties! lol
I frequently "spoon" my words. emoticon

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1STATEOFDENIAL 2/18/2013 8:00PM

    you really sock my knocks off

If you switch just the first letter of 'knock' and 'socks' instead of also moving the n with the k, it is very different and kinda dirty. hahaha

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JOYCECAIN 2/18/2013 7:51PM

    This is ever so cool. I enjoyed this. Thanks. Joyce

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DARLY55 2/18/2013 7:02PM

    I love these! You made my night! emoticon

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CATLADY52 2/18/2013 6:57PM

    These are fun. emoticon

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CMFARRELL36 2/18/2013 6:17PM

    I frequently use a par cark, even though it is for my car.

There was also an eaterie locally that I liked, called "The Parched Poet" - which I could never get, especially when I tried! To me, it was always "The Poached Parrot".

Thanks for sharing.

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