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Blonde Milk Bath


Monday, February 18, 2013

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.....)

The blonde said, "No, just up to my neck. I can splash it on my eyes."

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PATTISTAMPS 2/19/2013 2:02PM

    Funny, but I really love "winning", which I also just read! Catching up after a weekend away! Hope you had a great weekend and have a good week!

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123ELAINE456 2/19/2013 2:05AM

  LOL!!! God Blessings to You and Everyone. Have a Super nice Day. Take Care.

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GINNABOOTS 2/18/2013 6:04PM

    Bahahahahahahaha! Good one!! Love it!

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    LOLOL!!!!!

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    Cute!

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