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jokes and sunday result

Monday, February 18, 2013


goals for week of Sunday, Feb 17- Saturday Feb 23
A good friend suggest I come up with a goals and reward system so this is it.
GOALS

Sunday result
1. complete my food and exercise diary on my fitness pal no didn’t 0
2. balance my food and exercise diary on my fitness pal no didn;t0
3. Drink between 10-12 cups of water everyday yes 12-1
4. NO stress eating or binging no 1
5. Trying to stay positive for a day 1 I try to stay postitive 1
6. Do Coach Kristie’s Workout no it was sundaty no only cardio on sundat
7. Do a morning cardio workout yes 1
8. Do a evening cardio workout or go to church yes workout 1
9. Do something fun on Thursday evening
10. Lose at least 1 pound
11. Blog ye
s 1

REWARD SYSTEM
Point for each goals met 6



66 -55 Goals met-spend a hour of me time and don’t feel guilty
55-44 goals met-buy a new book
44-33goal met get to buy handful of dice on dice with buddy on iphone
OKES
Joan went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," she said, "I've got big troubles. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. Am I going crazy?"

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink, "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said Joan. six months later the doctor met Joan on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred bucks a visit? No way! Instead, I went on one of those 'Dude Ranch' vacations, and an old cowboy cured me for the price of a bottle of whiskey."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!


Mother's Dictionary of Meanings
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar-grunting noises.

Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
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Best Place for Sibling
When Ayush had a new sister, he became envious of the attention she was getting. One day while his mother was nursing the baby, Ayush was getting unyielding about being on mom's lap. Mom wasn't able to deal with both children at that time and told Ayush to go wait for her. He then asked his mom: "Mommy, can you please put Shreya back in your tummy now?"
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My Teacher is Thankful
Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”
Mom: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told her that you’re the only child, my dear?”
Son: “She just said…“Thank goodness!”
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EGRAMMY 2/18/2013 9:20PM

    emoticon You are so good

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2WHEELEDSHARON 2/18/2013 9:05PM

    Nice work. Fun jokes. emoticon

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PEPPYPATTI 2/18/2013 6:23PM

    Way to go on your goals. I like how you so clearly defined them. Absolutely loved your jokes!
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BRADIA 2/18/2013 11:48AM

    i SURELY ENJOYED EVERY ONE OF THE JOKES.

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JUSTLLAMA 2/18/2013 8:32AM

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DOTTIEJANE1 2/18/2013 6:55AM

    Thanks for the jokes . emoticon

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JSTETSER 2/18/2013 6:36AM

    Thanks for the jokes. Now I'm chuckling!


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