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♥ Laws Of Life ♥


Sunday, February 17, 2013

♥ Laws Of Life ♥

1)Law Of Telephone: When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone.

2)Law Of Mechanical Repair: After Your Hands Become Coated With Grease Your Nose Will Begin To Itch.

3)Law Of The Workshop: Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible Corner.

4)Law Of The Alibi: If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For Work Because You Had A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will Have A Flat Tire.

5)Bath Theorem: When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The Telephone Rings.

6) Law Of Encounters: The Probability Of Meeting Someone You Know Increases When You Are With Someone You Don't Want To Be Seen With.

7) Law Of The Result: When You Try To Prove To Someone That A Machine Won't Work, It Will.

8) Law Of Bio mechanics: The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The Reach.

9) Theater Rule: People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last.

10) Law Of Coffee: As Soon As You Sit Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold.

11) Law Of Proposal : After U Accept A Proposal You Will Get A Better One.
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ANU_20 2/21/2013 5:09AM

    hahaha!! pity ... its true! :)

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KYLIESCHELLE 2/17/2013 9:27PM

    So true. I enjoyed your blog -- thanks for sharing! Hugs, Michelle

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ANGELA76H 2/17/2013 8:02PM

    emoticon These are great! Thanks for stopping by my blog. ;)

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COLLEENROSTE 2/17/2013 5:58PM

    emoticon I've been schooled

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JENAE954 2/17/2013 5:32PM

  Hmmmm! Lots to think about.

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PJBONARRIGO 2/17/2013 2:52PM

    Oh yes! They are all so true. I've noticed a corollary to #9... the tallest people always sit in front of you. Bahahahahahaha :-) emoticon

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