Monthly visit go away! You are ruining everything
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Today has not been very productive at all! I just feel like being super lazy and eating chocolate. O gosh do I want chocolate!!! Thankfully there is none around or it would be being devoured in a very cannibalistic way!!!
I only want chocolate sooooooo bad because of the damn visitor! I swear she wants to sabotage me! Usually cravings are at a minimal but this round she is trying to win! Everything I look at looks tasty. Even things I hate are looking tasty!!
Listen lady I know you visit every damn month but you will not get the best of me! If I have to lock myself in the house until you leave so be it. Not ruining what I've been achieving. You already have me so dang bloated and in pain. Normally you are sweet and gentle but this month you are abusing me!
Cravings stay away! Cramps please I beg you to go away! I heard working out can ease you but if anything it's making you hate me more. Only a little longer until you leave. Maybe next month you will be more polite and on your best behavior.
I should of known how rude you'd be this time! A week or 2 before you came I was super mean! Biting everyone's head off! All I ask is for you to please go away and let me be. You have not been this mean since HS. Thankfully not mean enough to where I'll pass out from the pain again.
Take away the sweet and salty cravings. Make sure they pack their bags with yours! And may the door hit you on the way out!!!
Going to take advil and get a warm pack!
Enjoy your day everyone!!! Hope things feel better here so I can try to do a small workout!
Is lying in the fetal position a workout?!? If not it should be!!!