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Human Resources & The 7 Dwarfs

Saturday, February 16, 2013

In every Human Resources report, there is a reason for termination. There are so many possibilities, that we have narrowed the list down to the 7 dwarfs. Here they are:

Happy: Had trouble putting nose to the grindstone. Too much time spent telling jokes at the water cooler.

Doc: Left to pursue further schooling, in particular, Ph.D. work.

Sleepy: Chronically late for work. Caused many project delays.

Grumpy: Poor attitude toward work. Not a team player. Trouble with early mornings.

Dopey: Made several critical errors at work costing the company money, e.g., misappropriated company funds.

Sneezy: Recurrent, chronic illness has made it difficult for the employee to complete work in a timely fashion.

Bashful: Lack of initiative. Not willing to make cold calls. Too often let workplace disagreements simmer.

OTHERS

Jealous Queen: Heavy involvement in the occult not congruent with organizational policies.

Snow White: Misconduct, e.g., kissing strange men while under some kind of trance.

Huntsman: Couldn't stand to be cooped up in the office all day. Pursuing work with the National Forest Service.
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NWCOUNTRYDANCER 2/18/2013 6:12PM

    Love it!

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STEFKAT7 2/17/2013 9:47AM

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HHB4181 2/16/2013 8:43PM

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love that

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NAYPOOIE 2/16/2013 6:24PM

    That about covers it.

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CARRAND 2/16/2013 5:53PM

    These are great. As a former manager, I recognized many of these types.

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KARRENLYNN 2/16/2013 4:06PM

    Perception is everything, Thanks for sharing!

Have a great weekend!
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TKLBRIDGET 2/16/2013 3:27PM

    very funny! and true emoticon

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CINDYSDAY 2/16/2013 3:16PM

    good one!

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