Saturday, February 16, 2013
Police work must be entertaining as well dangerous.
Recently a female police officer arrested a 22 year old
male ,formicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night.
The next day at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse,the
male was charge with lewd and lascivious behavior,puplic
indecency and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin
patch on his way home from from a drinking session when
he decided to stop,'You know how a pumpkin is soft and
squishy insideand ther was no one around for miles or
at least I thought there wasn't anyone around he stated.
The male went on to say that he pulled over to the side of
the road,pick out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to
his purpose,cut a hole in it,and proceeded to satisfy his
pressing need.''Guess I was really into it you know ?''
he commented with with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed ,he failed to notice an
approaching police car and was unaware of his audience
until Officer Brenda T. approached the side of the car.
''It was an unusual situation that's for sure ,''said Officer
Brenda.''I walked up to the male and he's just banging
away at this pumpkin,''Officer Brenda went on to describe
what happened when she approached the male.
I said ''Excuse me sir,but do you realize that you're having
sex with a pumpkin ??
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there
and then he looked at me straight in the face and said;
A pumpkin? $h&t...is it midnight already ?
The court(and the judge) could not contain their mirth.
The Washington Post wrote an article describing this as,
'Best come back-line ever.'