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Saturday Assortment

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toodle.
Toodle who?
Bye. See you later!
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What is the maximum number of digits allowed on a credit card?


19, under guidelines set by the International Standards Organization and the American Standards Institute. Cards issued by American Express have 15 digits; by MasterCard and Discover, 16; and by Visa, either 13 or 16.
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Sitcom insults

Stuart: I take my coffee the way I take my women.
Stacy: Are you sure you want to pay $75 for a cup of coffee?
—Spin City

Frank: I didn’t come here to be liked.
Radar: You certainly came to the right place.
—M*A*S*H

Meg: Guess what? I made the Flag Girl squad!
Stewie: Yes, good for you. Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don’t call.
—Family Guy



Russian scientist Constantin Perskyi coined the word “television” in 1900.
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