Saturday, February 16, 2013
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear; so she took him to the vet.
The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog’s ears so he cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet told my wife that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.
She went to the shop and the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
She said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”
She replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”
The pharmacist replied, “Well stay off your bicycle for about a week.”